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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 07:46

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What! how could you do that?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

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Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

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Do you know what she said mum?

What do you mean son?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

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About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

True - how I loved my mum!

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”