Kuorans, what is your January Spotify wrapped?

──O4. Mal Lunée by Nej

──‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ sad but make it chic .ᐟ

──‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ This is Noa, signing off.

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

──O2. Beast by Mia Martina

— Happiness: 68.70

P.S. I used Receiptify for this answer. And I will probably be working on filler answers for now.

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

— Average Track Age: 5.7 years

— Tempo: 105.0 BPM

III. BTS

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

──1O. Igloo by Kiss of Life

IV. Dua Lipa

V. Ariana Grande

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

— Accousticness: 2.63

— Energy: 53.10

— Danceability: 90.10

What do all Indian parents have in common?

O1. Something Different by Why Don't We

STATISTICS .ᐟ

she's a modern greek tragedy.

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TOP 1O ARTISTS .ᐟ

VII. The Weeknd

O9. Too Much by Spice Girls

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— Popularity Score: 80.16/100

I. Nej

TOP 1O TRACKS .ᐟ

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I love Nej's music. It's so mystical. I have also been listening to a lot of BTS songs lately because their songs help me a lot to relax whenever I get anxious.

O5. Orbit (轨道) by THE8 ft. Jinjibewater

IX. Chase Atlantic

Pamela Bach’s heartbreaking final message to her daughter revealed three months after her death - Page Six

──O8. Ice On My Teeth by Ateez

X. Kiss of Life

O7. Money Pull Up by Blaiz Fayah, Maureen & DJ Glad

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— Instrumentalness: 0.00

VIII. Selena Gomez

Never knew this category existed until now. I don't know how they calculate happiness in my music. But the danceability part is pretty accurate. And I have you know, the songs I listen to have incredible instrumentals.

──O6. Big Plans by Why Don't We

II. Why Don't We

O3. The Line by Arcane & Twenty One Pilots

VI. Michael Jackson

Something Different just hits different. I discovered beast from tiktok, and I don't know why it reminds me of alpha-omegaverse-wolf-babygirl-booktok content. The song is pretty good though. And of course, Orbit and Igloo is there. Off topic, but Lara and Daniela from Katseye absolutely killed the ‘Money Pull Up’ dance trend.